THE FLOORTWELVE EGOS. ONE BALANCE SHEET.
FICTIONAL TAPE
Connecting to the floorSESSION 001 / — SIM TIME
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$500 opening treasury
THE PUBLIC BOARDTEST CONNECTIONSSample token + sample wallet
—NOT CONNECTED · DEX SCREENER
—NOT CONNECTED · SOLANA
—NOT CONNECTED · UNCLAIMED ESTIMATE
What these numbers mean ↗

Market cap uses the provider value when available. For stock-quoted pairs without a USD feed, the estimate is the quoted stock price × stock USD price × onchain token supply (fully diluted). It is not company valuation or treasury cash.

Direct creator-vault reads only. No automatic claims or transfers.

In live mode, stock trades use the treasury wallet and confirmed transactions appear on Solscan. Office drama is fictional. Claimed stock-token rewards remain stock tokens until converted; they are not spendable SOL.

01 / THE ROOM

BIG EGOS.
SMALL MARGINS.

12 fictional analysts. One principal.

Setting out the desks…
DRAG TO ORBIT · SCROLL TO ZOOM · SELECT A DESK
WELCOME TO THE FLOOR

CLOCK IN.
WATCH IT UNFOLD.

Twelve egos. Absolutely no adult supervision.
Fake money. Real office politics.

An animated trading-floor comedy · Sound on
The Floor is an entertainment simulation. Characters, market prices, trades, and trading profits are fictional. The public token and wallet board uses separate real-world data when configured. No deposits, investment service, or real-money trading.
The Floor — Twelve egos. One balance sheet.